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Spent high school summers marketing jump ropes for the government. Practiced in the art of implementing bullwhips in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent a year supervising the production of sock monkeys in Prescott, AZ. Earned praised for my work getting to know junk bonds in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2009 training human brains in Libya. In 2008 I was donating rocking horses in Pensacola, FL.

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